There are two kinds of people in the world – ones that meticulously roll their toothpaste from the bottom of the tube and reckless heathens that just squeeze in the middle. I’m the former, somehow married the latter. That’s why I love this toothpaste torture device from UncommonGoods. It’s so wonderfully industrial and painful-looking — it’s what would happen if a Saw movie was based around tartar-control paste. Even the name sounds right-wing — Tube Wringer. You’ll certainly feel abused after you see the price – an astronomical $22.
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