There are two kinds of people in the world – ones that meticulously roll their toothpaste from the bottom of the tube and reckless heathens that just squeeze in the middle. I’m the former, somehow married the latter. That’s why I love this toothpaste torture device from UncommonGoods. It’s so wonderfully industrial and painful-looking — it’s what would happen if a Saw movie was based around tartar-control paste. Even the name sounds right-wing — Tube Wringer. You’ll certainly feel abused after you see the price – an astronomical $22.
found at bookofjoe.
I am marrying a reckless heathen! Thanks for this, I think I must buy it! Love UG by the way, there is something for everyone in that catalog!
UG is great, a lot of fun, inventive stuff. Plus, if you join Recyclebank, my company, you can earn points towards 15% off pretty quickly. $18.70 is better than $22!
What the shit?! My grandmother has had the same $.79 metal toothpaste key on her colgate for my entire life. I think she’s on her 2nd or 3rd tube in 30 years.